me watchng how its made
there b some specific ass machines in this world
(via justalittlebitobsessive)
When you tell your big friend a joke..
this is me w/ all my tall ass friends
this is why i can’t say nothing
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via theytookmyluna)
(via verusmihi)
A guy compliments a bumblebee, then gets a “thank you” high five
[captions]
Voice [offscreen]: “That’s a nice lookin’ flower you got there, bumblebee. High five! Booyah! Have a good day.”
(Source: youtube.com, via freak-aleek-deactivated20170629)
“and we didn’t talk after that” is probably the saddest thing to say
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(Source: weheartit.com, via stone-walls)
me: (sees a sharp object)
intrusive thoughts: stab?
me: no
intrusive thoughts: STAB?
me: BE QUIET
(via fwizard)
Please do not stick your dick in someone’s ass and then put it in their pussy without wiping it off. That will cause a bacterial infection to the likes of which you’ve never seen. Love yourself as I have loved you.
YEA
People still reblogging this but for real do not do this shit. That bacterial infection can turn to a blood infection and your ass will die. All for some dick. You wanna die over some mediocre bootyass sex? Love yourself.
#NOTRUFFLEBUTTER2k15
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